Pictorial history of how men got beer bellies

Beer bellies, or how men can take their drinks with them wherever they go.

evolution of beer belly

Seems like beer and bellies go together like peanut butter and jelly. Matter of fact, peanut butter and butter and jelly could result in beer bellies, but without the euphoria of alcohol or the hangovers.

Not surprisingly, apes who developed them didn’t last long because they couldn’t outrun a hungry lion, or were so wasted they didn’t care. As apes got smarter and evolved into humans, they didn’t have to worry so much about becoming meals for lions. Now we know that intelligence is the real reason for the existence of beer bellies.

Men must decide whether a lion looking for an easy meal or a heart attack is their greater threat. Most likely the fate of beer bellies will be discussed over a comforting brew.

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