Category: Quotes

  • Funny Quotes

    Make sense of these funny quotes If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags? If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they do? If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of? If white wine goes with fish, do […]

  • Funny courtroom testimony

    Courtroom testimony you will not believe. The following courtroom testimony is too funny to be true. Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York? A. I refuse to answer that question. Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago? A. I refuse to answer that question. […]

  • Life explained by bumper sticker quotes

    Life Explained by bumper sticker quotes A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance. Allow me to introduce my selves. Being “over the hill” is much better than being under it! Carpe Diem = Seize the day. Carp In Denim = Fish in pants. Chaos, panic, and disorder – my work here […]

  • What I Learned About Life

    Meaning Of Life: Point-by-Point Explanation Humorous thoughts on why you can never win the game of life I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow’s not looking good either. I love deadlines. I especially love the swooshing sound they make as they go flying by. Am I getting smart […]