Category: Quotes

  • Colonoscopy Exams

    A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was performing colonoscopy exams: “Take it easy, Doc, you’re boldly going where no man has gone before.” “Find Amelia Earhart yet?” “Can you hear me NOW?” “Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!” “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there…

  • Uncommon Wisdom

    16 Humorous Quotes To Relieve Stress Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun. Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person. Some mistakes are too much fun to…

  • Famous Sex Quotes

    What comedians and celebrities have to say about sex. “What do I know about sex? I’m a married man.” Tom Clancy “I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.” Steve Martin “You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.” Drew Carey “Documentation…

  • T-Shirt Quotes

    Filthy, Stinking, Rich — Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad Upon the Advice of My Attorney, My Shirt Bears No Message at This Time Happiness Is Seeing Your Mother-in-law on a Milk Carton Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up My Husband and I Married for…