Category: Quotes
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16 Happiness Quotes
Follow these quotes to learn how to live a happy life. Fight depression and drugs with common sense.
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18 Funny New Year’s Resolutions
A new years resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. – Anonymous This New Years I’m going to make a resolution I can keep: no dieting all year long. – Melanie White Women get a little more excited about New Years Eve than men do. It’s like an excuse: you…
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20 funny quotes for the day
Have you ever noticed…. Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? –George Carlin You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where the heck she is. –Ellen…
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Woody Allen Quotes
Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d come in and sink my boats. Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. Cloquet hated reality but realized it was still the only place to get a good steak. Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to…
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Colonoscopy Exams
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was performing colonoscopy exams: “Take it easy, Doc, you’re boldly going where no man has gone before.” “Find Amelia Earhart yet?” “Can you hear me NOW?” “Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!” “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there…
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Uncommon Wisdom
16 Humorous Quotes To Relieve Stress Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun. Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person. Some mistakes are too much fun to…