Category: Quotes
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Funny Quotes By Women
Women give their insight why women are better at running the world.
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List of Beer Quotes
Humor quotes on beer consumption.
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16 Happiness Quotes
Follow these quotes to learn how to live a happy life. Fight depression and drugs with common sense.
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18 Funny New Year’s Resolutions
A new years resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. – Anonymous This New Years I’m going to make a resolution I can keep: no dieting all year long. – Melanie White Women get a little more excited about New Years Eve than men do. It’s like an excuse: you…
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20 funny quotes for the day
Have you ever noticed…. Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? –George Carlin You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where the heck she is. –Ellen…
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Woody Allen Quotes
Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d come in and sink my boats. Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. Cloquet hated reality but realized it was still the only place to get a good steak. Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to…