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16 Humorous Quotes To Relieve Stress

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

Don’t cry because its over, smile because it happened.

We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colours… but they all have to learn to live in the same box.

Life is what you make of it… kinda like Play-Doh.

I wish the buck stopped here. I could use a few.

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

Happiness comes through doors you didn’t even know you left open.

Birthdays are good for you – the more you have the longer you live.

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on.

I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.

If we’d stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time.

Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside us.

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come everything in the store isn’t free?