Filthy, Stinking, Rich — Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad
Upon the Advice of My Attorney, My Shirt Bears No Message at This Time
Happiness Is Seeing Your Mother-in-law on a Milk Carton
Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up
My Husband and I Married for Better or Worse — He Couldn’t Do Better and I Couldn’t Do Worse
A t-shirt quote with a Harley Davidson logo on the front had on the back: “If you can read this, the bitch fell off again!”
My Dog Can Lick Anyone
I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts — Do You Want Fries With That?
Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I’ve Been Doing Since 15
If a woman’s place is in the home — why am I always in this car?
West Virginia: One Million People, Fifteen Last Names
I’m out of estrogen and I’ve got a gun
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere
Discourage inbreeding — Ban Country Music
Where there’s a will I want to be in it
Moosehead: A great beer and a new experience for a moose
He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead
Police station toilet stolen — Cops have nothing to go on.
FOR SALE — Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once.
The Meek shall inherit the earth — After I’m through with it.
Hard work will pay off later. Laziness pays off now! — office t-shirt quote
Welcome to Kentucky — Set your watch back 20 years
The trouble with life is there’s no background music.
Suicidal Twin Kills Sister By Mistake!
The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson – NRA t-shirt quote
Two Wrights do not make a wrong. They make an airplane.
My wild oats have turned to Shredded Wheat
Automobile — A mechanical device that runs up hills and down people.
Mop and Glow — Floor wax used by Three Mile Island cleanup team.”
NyQuil — The stuffy, sneezy, why-is-the-room-spinning medicine
Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research
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