T-Shirt Quotes

t-shirt wisdom

Filthy, Stinking, Rich — Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad

Upon the Advice of My Attorney, My Shirt Bears No Message at This Time

Happiness Is Seeing Your Mother-in-law on a Milk Carton

Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up

My Husband and I Married for Better or Worse — He Couldn’t Do Better and I Couldn’t Do Worse

A t-shirt quote with a Harley Davidson logo on the front had on the back: “If you can read this, the bitch fell off again!”

My Dog Can Lick Anyone

I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts — Do You Want Fries With That?

Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I’ve Been Doing Since 15

If a woman’s place is in the home — why am I always in this car?

West Virginia: One Million People, Fifteen Last Names

I’m out of estrogen and I’ve got a gun

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance

Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere

Discourage inbreeding — Ban Country Music

Where there’s a will I want to be in it

Moosehead: A great beer and a new experience for a moose

He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead

Police station toilet stolen — Cops have nothing to go on.

FOR SALE — Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once.

The Meek shall inherit the earth — After I’m through with it.

Hard work will pay off later. Laziness pays off now! — office t-shirt quote

Welcome to Kentucky — Set your watch back 20 years

The trouble with life is there’s no background music.

Suicidal Twin Kills Sister By Mistake!

The original point and click interface was a Smith & WessonNRA t-shirt quote

Two Wrights do not make a wrong. They make an airplane.

My wild oats have turned to Shredded Wheat

Automobile — A mechanical device that runs up hills and down people.

Mop and Glow — Floor wax used by Three Mile Island cleanup team.”

NyQuil — The stuffy, sneezy, why-is-the-room-spinning medicine

Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research

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