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22 One-Line Insults

A collection of some of the best insults and comebacks throughout history. A member of Parliament to Disraeli: “Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.”“That depends, Sir,” said Disraeli, “whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.” “He had delusions of adequacy .”-Walter Kerr “He has all the virtues […]

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Accountant Humor

Poking Fun At Accountants What’s the definition of an accountant? Someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way you don’t understand. What does an accountant use for birth control? His personality. When does a person decide to become an accountant? When he realizes he doesn’t have the charisma to sell […]

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27 Jokes For Mother’s Day

Mother’s Day Jokesfor moms with a sense of humor 9 Things a mother would never say: “How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?” “Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too.” “Just leave all the lights on … it makes the house look more cheery.” “Let me smell that […]

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The Economy is so bad that…

Ten funny thoughts about the pandemic economy My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO’s are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 28 Congressmen. I saw a Mormon with only one wife. McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer. Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names. A […]

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Political One-Liners

Funny quips about politicians from famous people. If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. ~Jay Leno~ The problem with political jokes is they get elected. ~Henry Cate, VII~ We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. ~Aesop~ If we got one-tenth of what was […]

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One-Line Blonde Jokes

What do you call an eternity? Four blondes at a four way stop. Why do blondes have “TGIF” written on their shoes? Toes Go In First. Three blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for 4 hours they finally saw a sign that said “Disneyland left,” so they turned around and went […]