Category: One-Liners
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21 Things Not To Say To A Police Officer
I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. Sorry officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in. Aren’t you the guy from the Village People? Hey, you must’ve been doin’ about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job! I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition…
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Classic One-Line Jokes
These funny one-line jokes have withstood the test of time. Here is a sampling of jokes on marriage, men and women: sometimes they mix in the funniest ways. In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.…
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60 Funny Lawyer One-Liners
These 60 funny one-liners about lawyers may have been written by sore losers in a court case. Now it’s time for the venting to become public with 60 one-liners that are funny, even if snarky. Lawyer Characteristics and Comparisons Q: What’s the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull? A: Lipstick. Q: What do…
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18 Ways To Insult A Lawyer Without Offending
You’re on a date and need to establish a relaxed and charming atmosphere. Using some humorous lawyer insults is a possibility unless your date’s a lawyer. When appropriate you can bond with a sprinkling of lawyer humor in a light and friendly demeanor. Be sure to add some chuckles or smiles as you tell the…
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Love Versus Marriage One-Liners
Do dreams meet reality after marriage? While love may feel like dancing on air, marriage is about partnerships for life. The highs and comforting lows of this journey, can be exhilarating or depressing at times. Humor helps couples to put their trials and tribulations in perspective. Smile and nod along as these one-liners highlight the…
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82 Cow Riddles For Your Enjoyment
Q: Why do cows wear bells?A: Their horns don’t work. Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?A: A bulldozer Q: Did you hear that Chuck Norris is a matador?A: He takes the bull by the horns. Q: How can you tell which cow is the best dancer?A: Wait til one busts a moooooove. Q:…