Category: Jokes
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Final Answer
A married couple was watching the show, “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?“ At the end of the show, the man said to his wife, “I think we’ll have an early night.” She answered, “Okay, but when I get to bed I am going straight to sleep.” He said, “Is that you final answer?” She…
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Married Couple Reading Books In Bed
An elderly married couple were reading books in bed one evening. Suddenly the wife turns to her husband and asks him, “We’re both old so one of us is going to die soon, but if I die first are you going to remarry?” The husband answers, “No no, I will never remarry you’re the only…
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Butcher Asks Lawyer For Advice
A lawyer’s dog, runs around town without a leash and steals a leg of ham from a butcher shop. The butcher goes to the lawyer’s office and asks, “If a dog steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog’s owner?” The lawyer answers,…
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Canine Pre-Wash Setting
A drinking buddy went to dinner at his friend’s house. The friend was a slob, but whatever. When they got out the chow the bud saw all the plates were dirty. Like they haven’t been washed or cleaned. Ever. “Are these dishes okay to use?” “They’re as clean as soap and water could get them.”…
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Cheated Husband’s Revenge
A man goes into a store and starts looking around. He sees a washer and dryer but there is no price listed on them. He asks a salesman who says, “Five dollars for both of them.” “Yeah right, you’ve got to be joking with me!” the man says. “No, that’s the price,” the salesman says,…
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Life Stages Explained
On the first day God created the cow. God said, “You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years.” The cow said, “That’s a kind of a tough…