Category: Jokes
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Elderly Lady Finds Her Hearing Aid
Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Sadie noticed something funny about Martha’s ear and she said, “Martha, did you know you’ve got a suppository in your left ear?” Martha answered, “I have? A suppository?” She pulled it out and stared at it. Then she said, “Sadie, I’m glad you saw…
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Description of Wife Goes Horribly Wrong
After being married for 30 years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, then said, “You’re an alphabet wife …… A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.” She asks “What the hell does that mean?” He said, “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fabulous,…
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Answer to “How Was I Born?” Will Make You Laugh
Danny asks his dad: “How was I born?” This question has been asked by children a countless number of times. What is the best way to answer this awkward question? Thinking of an appropriate answer has never been easy for a sensitive parent. This joke gives a funny answer for an internet-savvy father. The wise…
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God Asks Noah To Build An Ark
Obstacles to building an ark in our society The Lord said to Noah, “In six months, I’m going to make the skies rain until the earth is covered with water and all evil is destroyed.” “I want you to build an ark and save two of each animal species.” Here are the blueprints to build…
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Two Italian Men Spell Mississippi
Two Italians and the spelling of Mississippi insults a lady.
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Amusing Story of Jamaican Tourist In Australia Has Unforgettable Zinger
A Jamaican tourist was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in an Australian café when a local Australian, chewing gum, sat next to him. The Jamaican politely ignored the Australian, who started up a conversation anyway. The Australian snapped his gum and said, “You Jamaican folks eat the whole bread?” The Jamaican tourist,…