Description of Wife Goes Horribly Wrong
After being married for 30 years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her for a while, then said, “You’re an alphabet wife …… A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.”
She asks “What the hell does that mean?”
He said, “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fabulous, Gorgeous and Hot”.
Adorable
Beautiful
Cute
Delightful
Elegant
Fabulous
Gorgeous
Hot
She smiled happily and said … “Oh, that’s so lovely, but what about I, J, K?”
He said, “I’m Just Kidding”
The Memorial Service will be held on Thursday afternoon.