How Was I Born?

Danny asks his dad: “How was I born?”

This question has been asked by children countless number of times.

What is best way to answer this awkward question?

Thinking of an appropriate answer has never been easy for the sensitive parent.

This joke gives a funny answer for an internet-savvy father.

man and woman begin the how was I born saga

The wise father starts by saying: “You know my son, one day you will need to find out the truth anyway.”

“One evening after work your mom and I first met in a dating site on our computers.”

“Then I sent an e-mail for a date with your mom to finally meet each other for the first time in person.”

“We really found a lot to talk and laugh about, and enjoyed our company more in person than online.”

“So we met again several more times, and each time we became more intimate with each other.”

“After a while we finally went to a secluded place, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.”

“As soon as I was ready to upload my package, we discovered that neither one of us had thought of using a firewall for safety.”

“By then it was too late to hit the delete button.”

“After that though, we decided to enjoy our good times together for the rest of lives by getting married.”

“Nine months later after our that blessed event, a little popup appeared in the hospital maternity ward that read: You’ve Got Male”

“So that my son is how you were born.”

This dad had a witty reply to the “How was I born?” query for the computer geeks.

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