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Jamaican Tourist In Australia

Jamaican tourist in Australian bar

Jamaican tourist gets his revenge on a local Australian

A Jamaican tourist was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a Australian café when an local Australian, chewing gum, sat next to him.

The Jamaican politely ignored the Australian, who, started up a conversation anyway.

The Australian snapped his gum and said, “You Jamaican folks eat the whole bread?”

The Jamaican tourist, frowned by being interrupted during his breakfast, said, “Of course.”

The Aussie blew a huge bubble.

“We don’t. In Australia, we only eat what’s inside.

The crusts we collect, recycle them, and transform them into croissants and send them to Jamaica.”

The Australian had a smirk on his face.

The Jamaican tourist just listened in silence.

The Australian persisted in continuing the conversation.

“D’ya eat jam with the bread?”

Sighing, the Jamaican replied, “Of course.”

Cracking his gum between his teeth, the local Aussie said, “We don’t. In Australia, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell them to the Jamaicans.”

The Jamaican tourist then asked the Australian, “Do you have sex in Australia?”

The Aussie smiled and said, “Why of course we do.”

The Jamaican leaned closer to him and asked, “And what do you do with the condoms once you’ve used them?”

“We throw them away, of course,” says the Australian.

Now it was the Jamaican’s turn to smile.

“We don’t. In Jamaica, we recycle them, we put them in a container, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to Australian.

Why do you think the gum is called Wrigleys?”

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