two elderly women talk over breakfast

Elderly Lady Finds Her Hearing Aid

Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning.

Sadie noticed something funny about Martha’s ear and she said,

“Martha, did you know you’ve got a suppository in your left ear?”

Martha answered, “I have? A suppository?”

She pulled it out and stared at it.

Then she said, “Sadie, I’m glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where my hearing aid is.”


Good evening, ladies and gents! So, I heard this hilarious story about two elderly women having breakfast at a restaurant. And let me tell you, folks, it’s like a scene straight out of a sitcom – you won’t believe what they found in each other’s ears!

Now, these two ladies, Sadie and Martha, they were just sipping on their coffee, enjoying a peaceful morning. But, hey, when you’ve got friends like these, no moment is truly ‘ordinary,’ am I right?

So, Sadie leans in and whispers to Martha, ‘Hey, did you know you’ve got a suppository in your left ear?’ I mean, imagine the surprise on Martha’s face! It’s like, ‘A suppository? In my ear?’

Now, I don’t know about you, but I think that’s one place a suppository shouldn’t go! I mean, it’s all about ‘exit’ strategies, not ‘ear’ strategies!

But wait, it gets better! Martha, being the curious one, pulls out the mysterious item from her ear, and guess what? It’s not a suppository at all! It’s her hearing aid, folks! Talk about a mix-up!

I can just picture the look on their faces – like they’re starring in their very own ‘I Love Lucy’ episode! You know, one of those moments where you’re like, ‘Lucy, you got some ‘splainin’ to do!’

But hey, let’s give it up for Sadie, the accidental hero of the day! If it weren’t for her keen observation skills, Martha would still be wandering around with a hearing aid MIA!

And you know, folks, this story just goes to show – friendship is all about looking out for each other, even if it means checking for misplaced suppositories! It’s like, ‘Hey, girl, you’ve got something in your ear – and it ain’t a pearl!’

So, here’s to Sadie and Martha, the dynamic duo who’ll keep each other laughing, whether it’s a suppository mix-up or a hearing aid adventure. It’s all about making memories, right?

Thank you, thank you! You’ve been an amazing audience tonight. Remember, keep your friends close and your hearing aids closer – you never know where they might turn up!

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