Author: Leonard Kreicas
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18 Funny Marriage Quotes
Do marriages survive in good and bad times? This collection of quotes shows both experiences test the bonds of friendship, often to the limits. DOWNLOAD PRINTABLE PDF FOR PRINTING
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Because I Am a Man
Here are my rights, as a man, to behave as I want to. Maybe the women in my life may not agree with everything I say or do, but these issues are “guy things, ” and I do not expect women to understand the basic truths of manhood. Because I’m a man,I must hold the…
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Solving The Bat Problem
Three ministers were talking about their concerns with the infestation of bats in the belfry of their churches. The first complained: “I shot at them with a shotgun, but it only spoiled the woodwork.” The second minister said: “I tried a more humane approach by first netting them and then releasing them 10 miles away.…
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Friendship Explained by 20 Awesome Quotes
Do your friendships survive in good and bad times? This collection shows both experiences test the bonds of friendship, often to the limits. From humorous takes on the craziness of friendship to playful jabs at each other’s quirks, these quotes capture the essence of what it means to have a true companion by your side.…
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Elderly Driver On I-95
An elderly man was driving on the highway. His cell phone rang. He heard his wife urgently warning him, “Honey, there’s a news flash about a car going the wrong way on Interstate 95. Please be careful.” He answered, “It’s not just one car.” “There are hundreds of them!” Funny version by a comedian You…
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Genie and Three Women
Three beautiful women were stranded on a desert island after a shipwreck: a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. One day after several months of living on the desert island, they saw something glittering in the sand near the shore. As they get closer to the mysterious object, the realize that it is a lantern.…