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Genie and Three Women

Three beautiful women were stranded on a desert island after a shipwreck: a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde.

sandy beachOne day after several months of living on the desert island, they saw something glittering in the sand near the shore.

As they get closer to the mysterious  object, the realize that it is a lantern.

Jokingly, the redhead says to the brunette, “I wonder if a genie will pop out if we shine it up.”

So of course while laughing at the thought they rub the lantern and sure enough a genie comes out and tells them all that he would grant three wishes.

Only one for each of the women though.

With eyes wide in amazement, they start thinking about what it is they really want.

The redhead goes first and asks to be one of the most beautiful women of the world, and to be a super model in Milan.

POOF! She’s gone!

The brunette goes next.

She asks to be the smartest woman in the world and living in her home town surrounded by her family and friends.

POOF! She’s gone!

The blonde, who has been straining her brain to think up a wish, looks around the island and says to the genie,

“Well, I am getting lonely here. Could you please bring back my two friends?”