Do your friendships survive in good and bad times? This collection shows both experiences test the bonds of friendship, often to the limits.
From humorous takes on the craziness of friendship to playful jabs at each other’s quirks, these quotes capture the essence of what it means to have a true companion by your side. Buckle up for a ride filled with giggles and grief, because funny quotes illustrate friendship’s deep bonds.
Friends don’t let friends do silly things alone.
Good friends offer advice; best friends offer bail money.
We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home.
Friendship is finding that one person who is just as crazy as you.
A friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.
We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile. Then, we’ll be new friends.
Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean. But the true ones stick like an octopus on your face.
A friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move a dead body.
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.
A good friend knows all your best stories. A best friend lived them with you.
Friends pick you up when you fall, and if they can’t, they lie down beside you and listen.
Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
A true friend is one who overlooks your broken fence and admires the flowers in your garden.
Best friends are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there.
A friend will make you laugh when you’re sad, but a best friend will make you laugh so hard that you forget why you were sad in the first place.
We may be best friends, but I promise not to tell the embarrassing stories at your wedding… unless the open bar is really good.
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it sure does help.
A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg even though you’re slightly cracked.
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me – I’ll do it for you.
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