An elderly man was driving on the highway.
His cell phone rang.
He heard his wife urgently warning him,
“Honey, there’s a news flash about a car going the wrong way on Interstate 95. Please be careful.”
He answered, “It’s not just one car.”
“There are hundreds of them!”
Funny version by a comedian
You know, I’ve been thinking a lot about driving lately.
You see, driving can be a real adventure, especially as we get older. And let me tell you, there’s nothing quite like a phone call from your old lady while you’re cruising down the highway.
So, there’s this elderly man, right?
Picture him in his vintage car, windows down, cap shading his eyes, totally chill – he’s living the dream.
Until, of course, his cell phone starts ringing.
And you know, when your phone rings, you think it’s just another friendly reminder to pick up some milk or maybe a telemarketer trying to sell you something you don’t need.
But no, not for this guy! His wife’s on the line, and she’s got urgent news for him.
She’s all like, “Honey, there’s a news flash about a car going the wrong way on Interstate 95. Please be careful.”
Now, that’s some serious wifey love and concern right there, folks. But here’s the kicker – our brave elderly driver, he ain’t just dealing with one car going the wrong way.
Oh, no, no, no! It’s like an entire parade of cars playing a game of “Highway Hokey Pokey.”
He’s probably thinking, “Well, honey, it’s not just one car. There are hundreds of them!”
Talk about a real-life version of Frogger, am I right?
I mean, can you imagine the chaos? It’s like a scene straight out of a Hollywood action movie.
I can almost hear the dramatic background music, “Dun, dun, dun.”
But hey, hats off to this seasoned driver, because he’s got skills.
Dodging cars going the wrong way like some pro – he should get an award for surviving the ultimate driving obstacle course.
So, folks, let this be a lesson to all of us out there.
When you get a call from your loved one while driving, buckle up, because you never know what news they’re gonna deliver – could be a cute reminder or an action-packed car-dodging challenge.
Thank you, thank you! You’ve been an amazing audience tonight.
Stay safe out there on the roads, and remember, if you see a car going the wrong way, just wave and say, “Nope, not today.”
Goodnight, everyone.