Tag: women
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How Get Pay Raise
One day Margarita the maid asked the lady of the house for a pay raise. Madam was very upset about this and asked: “Now Margarita, why do you want an increase?” Margarita: “Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I clean better than you.” Madam: “Who said…
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What St. Peter Says After He Questions Three Women Will Surprise You
Three women met untimely deaths and arrived at the gates of heaven. At the entrance to the hallowed gates, they were halted by St. Peter and his obedient angel for their rights to be accepted for an eternity in heaven. St. Peter asked each of the three women, “Before entering you must answer a simple question.” They replied together, “Which…
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The honest truth about what women really want
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur’s youthful happiness. So he offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer; if he…
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Priests Flee Buxom Blonde
Three priests fled from their passionate encounter with a busty blonde. Three priests were waiting in line for tickets to go home to Pittsburg at an airport. Behind the counter was a very, very shapely blonde: well-endowed, gorgeous, stunningly beautiful. The priests were all embarrassed staring at the shapely blonde, so they drew straws to…
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Awesome Single Woman’s Prayer Raises Awareness and Gratitude
Single women everywhere, take this prayer to heart about living the single woman’s life. Memorize these truths about finding the perfect man, and you will be grateful for staying single. Now that I lay me down to sleep, Don’t send me any more creeps. Please just send me one good man, P.S. One without a…
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36 Unwritten Rules Men Wish Women Would Know
Men always hear “the rules” from the female side, but here is list of men’s rules for women. If in doubt about what to do when dealing with a man’s thoughts and actions, refer to this list. These are our rules and there is no need to understand them. Please note … these are all…