Tag: women

  • Ideal Man List at 22 and 42

    Ideal Man For A Woman Original List (at age 22) Handsome Charming A financial success A caring listener Witty A body like Adonis Dresses with style Appreciates the finer things in life Full of thoughtful surprises An imaginative and romantic lover Revised List (at age 42) Not too ugly Doesn’t belch or scratch in public […]

  • Shopping By Man Versus Woman

    If you think a woman and a man shop the same, think again. Here’s what each gender does while visiting a grocery store. Woman Park the car. Get a cart. Take grocery list and coupons out of purse. Fill the cart with items from list in record time, being careful to check prices. Place the […]

  • 27 Jokes For Mother’s Day

    Mother’s Day Jokesfor moms with a sense of humor 9 Things a mother would never say: “How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?” “Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too.” “Just leave all the lights on … it makes the house look more cheery.” “Let me smell that […]

  • Farting In The Pool

    Beautiful woman caught passing gas in pool.

  • Marketing From Apple

    Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women’s breast implants. The iTits will cost between $499.00 and $699.00 depending on speaker size. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their breasts and […]

  • Woman Asks Genie For One Wish

    A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie’s lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she could have three wishes. The Genie said, “No! Due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages in third-world countries, and fierce global competition, I […]