One day Margarita the maid asked the lady of the house for a pay raise.
Madam was very upset about this and asked: “Now Margarita, why do you want an increase?”
Margarita: “Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I clean better than you.”
Madam: “Who said you clean better than me?”
Margarita: “The Master said so.”
Margarita: “The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.”
Madam: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?”
Margarita: “The Master did. Madam.”
Margarita: “My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.”
Madam (very upset now): “Did the Master say so as well?”
Margarita: “No Madam, the chauffeur did.”
She got the pay raise.
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