One day Jennifer the maid asked the lady of the house for a pay raise.

Madam was very upset about this and asked: “Now Jennifer, why do you want an increase?”

Jennifer: “Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I clean better than you.”

Madam: “Who said you clean better than me?”

Jennifer: “The Master said so.”

Madam: “Oh.”

Jennifer: “The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.”

Madam: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?”

Jennifer: “The Master did. Madam.”

Jennifer: “My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.”

Madam (very upset now): “Did the Master say so as well?”

Jennifer: “No Madam, the chauffeur did.”

She got the pay raise.