Tag: women
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11 benefits only a woman has
What can a woman do that would make a man look like a total jerk? Here’s a top 11 list of why it pays to be a woman. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. We absently hum…
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10 things you’ll never hear one woman say to another woman
That swimsuit really flatters your figure! Would you mind keeping my husband company while I go for a swim? Oh, look, that woman and I have the same dress on! I think I’ll go introduce myself! His new girlfriend is thinner and better-looking than I am, and I’m happy for them both. If he doesn’t…
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Don’t understand your woman? Easy guide for men.
How to score with a woman by understanding her. Turn your frustration into pleasure by knowing exactly what your woman is really telling you. At first knowing the hidden messages they’re sending seems impossible, but after a while you’ll become a pro at listening to them, reap the rewards of understanding them. Once the secret…
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How to dump a jerk: the quick and easy way
This form goes out to any woman who wants to dump a jerk, who hasn’t gotten her message to go away and leave her alone. Dear (whatever the name of the jerk is)- I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr. Right. As you are probably aware, the…
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Ten Things Only Women Understand
Only Women Understand This Cats’ facial expressions The need for the same style of shoes in different colors Why bean sprouts aren’t just weeds Fat clothes Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell Cutting your bangs to make them grow Eyelash curlers The inaccuracy…
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Top Ten Signs of PMS (PostMenopausal Syndrome)
Worried about PostMenopausal Syndrome (PMS)? Here is a handy checklist for women who believe they suffer from PMS. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. You’re adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. You’re using your…