What can a woman do that would make a man look like a total jerk?
Here’s a top 11 list of why it pays to be a woman.
- We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
- We absently hum tunes from musicals without anyone being suspect of our sexuality.
- When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it’s pathetic.
- We don’t have to get our strength up between sessions… and it’s much easier for us to get “some” in the first place.
- A woman can get off with teenagers without being called a dirty old pervert.
- Our boyfriend’s clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous – guys look like complete idiots in ours.
- We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
- A woman can cry and get off speeding fines.
- We live longer, so we can be cantankerous old biddies wearing inappropriate clothes and shouting at strangers.
- Men die earlier so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
- Taxis stop for a woman.