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11 benefits only a woman has

What can a woman do that would make a man look like a total jerk?

Here’s a top 11 list of why it pays to be a woman.

  1. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
  2. We absently hum tunes from musicals without anyone being suspect of our sexuality.
  3. When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it’s pathetic.
  4. We don’t have to get our strength up between sessions… and it’s much easier for us to get “some” in the first place.
  5. A woman can get off with teenagers without being called a dirty old pervert.
  6. Our boyfriend’s clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous – guys look like complete idiots in ours.
  7. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
  8. A woman can cry and get off speeding fines.
  9. We live longer, so we can be cantankerous old biddies wearing inappropriate clothes and shouting at strangers.
  10. Men die earlier so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
  11. Taxis stop for a woman.