Don’t understand your woman? Easy guide for men.

How to score with a woman by understanding her.

Turn your frustration into pleasure by knowing exactly what your woman is really telling you. At first knowing the hidden messages they’re sending seems impossible, but after a while you’ll become a pro at listening to them, reap the rewards of understanding them.

Once the secret is unlocked you wonder how you ever lived without it. When it comes to women, now you too can score with the best of them. Memorize this 2-minute guide and have your way with the woman of your dreams.

Yes – No
No – Yes
Maybe – No
I’m sorry. – You’ll be sorry.
We need. – I want.
It’s your decision. – The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want. – You’ll pay for this later.
We need to talk. – I need to complain.
I’m not upset. – Of course I’m upset, you moron!
You’re… so manly. – You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You’re certainly attentive tonight. – Is sex all you ever think about?
This kitchen is so inconvenient. – I want a new house.
I want new curtains. – and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper…..
Do you love me? – I’m going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? – I did something today you’re really not going to like.
I’ll be ready in a minute. – Kick off your shoes and find a good show on TV.
Is my butt fat? – Tell me I’m beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate. – Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? – Too late, you’re dead.

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