In front of a New Hampshire restaurant:“Now serving live lobsters” In a New Jersey restaurant:“Open seven days a week and weekends.” On the walls of a Baltimore estate:“Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.— Sisters of Mercy” On a long-established New Mexico dry cleaning store:“Thirty-eight years on the same spot.” In…
Maybe the college and instructors did not like these course evaluations of their classes, but many students tell it like is even if the truth can be painful. The textbook is useless. I use it to kill roaches in my room. The instructor talks like Speedy Gonzalez on a caffeine high. In my class, the…
32 laws of phsics as applied to cats.
It is Saturday, a crisp autumn afternoon, and you’re exactly where you should be: stretched out on the couch in front of a televised sporting event. Opening beer number two, relaxed in the knowledge that the pizza you ordered is even now on its way. Nothing could improve this moment, except maybe a bigger television….
Dumb questions and answers by lawyers and witnesses during the trial. Actual courtroom testimony from trials.
The Van Gogh family tree certainly had some really odd, but funny members. His obnoxious brotherPlease Gogh His dizzy auntVerti Gogh The brother who ate prunesGotta Gogh The brother who worked at a convenience storeStopn Gogh The grandfather from YugoslaviaUGogh The brother who bleached his clothes whiteHue Gogh The cousin from IllinoisChica Gogh His magician…