1957 classic Chevrolet

Quotes From 1957

If cigarettes keep going up in price, I’m going to quit. A quarter a pack is outrageous. If they raise the minimum wage to $1, nobody will be able to hire help at the store. Kids today are impossible. Those duck tail hair cuts make it impossible to stay groomed. Next thing you know, boys…

elderly lady on witness stand testifies in courtroom

Truthful Older Lady Testifies and Judge Panics

A small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial: a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?” She responded, “Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I’ve known you since you were a young boy. And frankly, you’ve been a big disappointment…

retired couple in their 70s retardment

Hilarious Description of Retardment In Florida By Grandchild Makes You Laugh Outloud

A teacher asked her young students how they spent their vacation. One child wrote a funny description about her grandparents living a life of retardment in Florida : “We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. “They used to live here in a big brick house, but Grandpa got retarded and they moved…