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Too Much Of The 90s

Too Much of the 90s

  • You tried to enter your password on the microwave.
  • You now think of three espressos as “getting wasted.”
  • You haven’t played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.
  • You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3
  • You e-mail your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he e-mails you back “What’s for dinner?”
  • Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.
  • You chat several times a day with a stranger from Australia, but you haven’t spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year.
  • You didn’t give your valentine a card this year, but you posted one for your e-mail buddies via a web page.
  • Your daughter just bought a C.D. of all the records your college roommate used to play.
  • You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if it contains Echinacea.
  • Your grandmother clogs up your e-mail Inbox, asking you to send her an image of your newborn so she can create a screen saver.
  • You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone IS home.