Funny Redneck Horoscope Some of us (especially us Southerners) have been pretty skeptical of horoscopes through the years, and in fact we believe the old astrological signs have served their purpose and that we should get rid of them. When out driving around one can see bulls, and once in a great while I suppose, even…
The redneck gas station was holding a contest: a chance to win free sex when you filled your tank. The winner has to guess a number between one to ten to win the prize. Two rednecks filled their motorcycles full of gasoline and went to pay the gas station attendant. “I’m thinking of a number…
If you are from the northern states and planning on visiting or moving to the South, there are a few things you should know that will help you adapt to the difference in life styles. If you run your car into a ditch, don’t panic. Four men in a four-wheel drive pickup truck with a…
How to translate computer terms so rednecks understand them. Computer literacy for rednecks.
You are a Yankee if have these 25 traits The sound of Fran Drescher’s voice doesn’t bother you. You’ve watched the movie “Deliverance” and you’re afraid to go on a camping trip. Ever. For breakfast, you’d rather have potatoes than grits. You can name at least 4 hockey teams. You don’t know what a moon…
Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ‘Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away? How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You…