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Southern Customs For Northerners

If you are from the northern states and planning on visiting or moving to the South, there are a few things you should know that will help you adapt to the difference in life styles. If you run your car into a ditch, don’t panic. Four men in a four-wheel drive pickup truck with a […]

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Computer Talk For Redneck

How to translate computer terms so rednecks understand them. Computer literacy for rednecks.

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25 Yankee Traits

You are a Yankee if have these 25 traits The sound of Fran Drescher’s voice doesn’t bother you. You’ve watched the movie “Deliverance” and you’re afraid to go on a camping trip. Ever. For breakfast, you’d rather have potatoes than grits. You can name at least 4 hockey teams. You don’t know what a moon […]

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Country and Western Song Titles

Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ‘Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away? How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You […]

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Redneck Quotes

An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40 and says to the driver, “Got any ID?” The driver says, “‘Bout what?” Two Mississippians are walking toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, “Hey Tommy Ray, whatcha got in th’ bag?” “Jes’ some chickens.” “If I […]

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Travis’ Wife Gets Pregnant

Travis and Clem were talking one afternoon when Travis tells Clem, “Ya know, I reckon I’m ’bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I’m gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said go to California. I went to California […]