You are a Yankee if have these 25 traits
The sound of Fran Drescher’s voice doesn’t bother you.
You’ve watched the movie “Deliverance” and you’re afraid to go on a camping trip. Ever.
For breakfast, you’d rather have potatoes than grits.
You can name at least 4 hockey teams.
You don’t know what a moon pie is.
You’ve never eaten okra.
You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun and knife show.
You don’t have any problems pronouncing “Worcestershire” sauce correctly.
You’ve never had grain alcohol.
You have no idea what a polecat is.
You’d rather vacation at Martha’s Vineyard than Six Flags.
You don’t have at least one can of WD-40 somewhere around your house.
You refer to two or more people as “you guys” instead of “y’all”.
You think that more money should go to important scientific research at your university than to pay the salary of the head football coach.
You prefer a bagel to a doughnut.
You don’t know anyone with two first names (i.e. Joe Bob, Billy Bob, Kay Bob, Bob Bob).
You get freaked out when strangers in public talk to you.
None of your fur coats are made with real fur.
You don’t know what a Piggly-Wiggly is.
You think NASCAR stands for the North American Society for…(something).
You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.
You use the horn in your car more than once or twice a year.
Everything you know about the Civil War you learned from TV.
You don’t “reckon”.
You’re not “fixin” to do anything.
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