Tag: redneck

  • Redneck Computer

    You Know This Is A Redneck Computer When…. The mouse is referred to as a “critter.” The keyboard is camouflaged. There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive. There is a gun rack mounted on the central processing unit. The password is, “bubba.” The numeric keypad only goes up to six. Outgoing faxes have beer […]

  • Peddler Sells A Mirror

    An old man and his wife lived deep in the hills and seldom saw many people. One day a peddler came by to sell his goods and asked the man if he or his wife wanted to buy anything. “Well, my wife ain’t home, she’s gone down to the crick to wash clothes, but lemme […]

  • Redneck Horocope

    Alternative Redneck Horoscope Some of us (especially us Southerners) have been pretty skeptical of horoscopes through the years, and in fact we believe the old astrological signs have served their purpose and that we should get rid of them. When out driving around one can see bulls, and once in a great while I suppose, even […]

  • Son receives newsworthy letter from mom

    Mother sends this endearing letter to her son, who had asked for a coat. Dear Son, I’m writing this letter slow because I know you can’t read fast. We don’t live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home, so […]

  • Redneck Gas Station

    The redneck gas station  was holding a contest: a chance to win free sex when you filled your tank. The winner has to guess a number between one to ten to win the prize. Two rednecks filled their motorcycles full of gasoline and went to pay the gas station attendant. “I’m thinking of a number […]