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Redneck Gas Station

The redneck gas station  was holding a contest: a chance to win free sex when you filled your tank.

two motorcycles outside a redneck gas stationThe winner has to guess a number between one to ten to win the prize.

Two rednecks filled their motorcycles full of gasoline and went to pay the gas station attendant.

“I’m thinking of a number between one and ten,” he said. “If you guess right, you win free sex.”

The redneck said “Okay. I’ll pick seven.”

“Sorry, but I was thinking of eight,” the attendant told the redneck.

The next week they went to the same gas station and tried again to win free sex.

When they went to pay, the attendant asked them to pick a number.

“Two!” said the second redneck.

“Sorry, it’s three,” said the attendant. “Come back and try again.”

As they walked out to their cycles, one angry redneck told the other one, “I think this contest is rigged against us.”

“No way,” said his buddy. “My wife won the contest twice last week and got free sex.”