- Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings: they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
- If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven’t completely understood the seriousness of the situation.
- Doing a job right the first time gets the job done. Doing the job wrong fourteen times gives you job security.
- Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
- Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
- A person who smiles in the face of adversity, probably has a scapegoat to put the blame on.
- Plagiarism saves time.
- If at first you don’t succeed, try management.
- Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
- Teamwork means never having to take all the criticism yourself.
- The beatings will continue until morale improves.
- Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
- The team wastes time, so you don’t have to.
- Hang in there, retirement is only an eternity away!
- Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like a slacker.
- A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
- When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.
- Indecision is the key to flexibility.
- You can succeed despite management getting in your path.
- Aim low to reach your goals and avoid disappointment.
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