Him Verses Her At Work

Workplace discrimination by gender is taken for granted.

The following is a list of examples which illustrate the phenomenon.

THE FAMILY PICTURE IS ON HIS DESK:

He must be a solid, responsible family man.

THE FAMILY PICTURE IS ON HER DESK:

She probably puts her family before her career.

 

HIS DESK IS CLUTTERED:

He’s obviously a hard worker and a busy man.

HER DESK IS CLUTTERED:

She’s obviously a disorganized scatterbrain.

 

HE IS TALKING WITH HIS CO-WORKERS:

He must be discussing the latest deal.

SHE IS TALKING WITH HER CO-WORKERS:

She must be gossiping.

 

HE’S NOT IN THE OFFICE:

He’s meeting a customer.

SHE’S NOT IN THE OFFICE:

She must be out shopping.

 

HE’S HAVING LUNCH WITH THE BOSS:

He’s on his way up.

SHE’S HAVING LUNCH WITH THE BOSS:

They must be having an affair.

 

THE BOSS CRITICIZED HIM:

He’ll improve his performance.

THE BOSS CRITICIZED HER:

She’ll be very upset.

 

HE GOT AN UNFAIR DEAL:

Did he get angry?

SHE GOT AN UNFAIR DEAL:

Did she cry?

 

HE’S GETTING MARRIED:

He’ll get more settled.

SHE’S GETTING MARRIED:

She’ll get pregnant and leave.

 

HE’S HAVING A BABY:

He’ll need a raise.

SHE’S HAVING A BABY:

She’ll cost the company money in maternity benefits.

 

HE’S GOING ON A BUSINESS TRIP:

It’s good for his career.

SHE’S GOING ON A BUSINESS TRIP:

What does her husband say?

 

HE’S LEAVING FOR A BETTER JOB:

He knows how to recognize a good opportunity.

SHE’S LEAVING FOR A BETTER JOB:

Women are not dependable.

God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things.
Right now I am so far behind that I will live forever.