Tag: men
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What is the thinnest book in the world?
What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women. How does a man take a bubble bath? He eats beans for dinner. Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning? Because they don’t have balls to scratch. How can you tell if a man is sexually…
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Three men meet the devil get their due punishment
Three men, whom we’ll call them Ryan, Larry, and Tom, found themselves in Hell after a sinful life. They were a little confused at their present situation, and as they walked along they were startled to see a door in the wall open, and behind the door was perhaps the ugliest woman they had ever…
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Ultimate list of reasons why it’s great being a man
The Ultimate Man List Why It’s Great Being A Man If you don’t know why being a man is great, here are 63 reasons. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open your own jars. Dry cleaners and hair cutters…
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For women: how to get men the easy way
How to get men the easy and sure-fire way. Turn your frustration into pleasure by knowing exactly what men really say. At first knowing the messages they’re sending seems impossible, but after a while you’ll become a pro at listening to men, and you’ll reap the rewards of catching them. Once the secret is unlocked…
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Three Wise Women Bring Gifts To Manger
What would have happened if 3 Wise Women bought gifts to manger instead of 3 Wise Men? They would have asked directions Arrived on time Helped deliver the baby Cleaned the stable Made a casserole Brought practical gifts But what they would have said when they left…? “Did you see the sandals Mary was wearing…
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How To Please A Woman or Man
A man will go to the ends of the earth to please a woman. She just has to show up without clothes. HOW TO PLEASE A WOMAN Worship her Die for her Go to the ends of the earth for her Pledge undying love for her Make passionate love to her Tell her she’s always…