What would have happened if
3 Wise Women bought gifts to manger
instead of 3 Wise Men?
They would have asked directions
Arrived on time
Helped deliver the baby
Cleaned the stable
Made a casserole
Brought practical gifts
But what they would have said when they left…?
“Did you see the sandals Mary was wearing with that gown?”
“That baby doesn’t look anything like Joseph!”
“I heard that Joseph isn’t even working right now!”
“Virgin, my %^&()! I knew her in school!”
“Did you see that drummer boy? He can beat my drum anytime!”
“And that donkey that they are riding has seen better days too!”
“Want to bet on how long it will take until you get your casserole dish back?”
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