For women: how to get men the easy way

How to get men the easy and sure-fire way.

Turn your frustration into pleasure by knowing exactly what men really say. At first knowing the messages they’re sending seems impossible, but after a while you’ll become a pro at listening to men, and you’ll reap the rewards of catching them.

Once the secret is unlocked you wonder how you ever lived without it. When it comes to men, now you too can get the best of them. Memorize this 2-minute guide and have your way with your dream man.

I’m hungry – I’m hungry.
I’m sleepy – I’m sleepy.
I’m tired – I’m tired.
Do you want to go to a movie? – I’d like to have sex with you after it.
Can I take you out to dinner? – I’d like to have sex with you afterwards.
Can I call you sometime? – I’d like to have sex with you later.
May I have this dance? – I’d like to have sex with you later.
Nice dress! – Nice cleavage/high hemline!
What’s wrong? – I don’t see why you are making such a big deal out of this.
What’s wrong? – What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
What’s wrong? – I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
I’m bored – Do you want to have sex or something?
I love you – Let’s have sex now.
I love you, too – Okay, I said it… we’d better have sex now!
Let’s talk – I am a deep person, maybe you’d like to have sex with me.
Will you marry me? – I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
(while shopping) I like that one better – Pick any damn dress and let’s go home!
I don’t think that blouse and that skirt go well together – I am gay

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