Tag: men
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Comical Story About Man Who Knows Everyone Has A Wild Ending
There once was a guy named Tony. He was sitting in the stands at Yankee Stadium one day when Derek Jeter hit a home run. He told the guy next to him, Sam, that he knew everyone. Sam seriously doubted this and bet twenty dollars Tony did not know Derek Jeter. So, after the game,…
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Comical Explanations of Personal Ads by Men
40-ish 52 and looking for 25-yr-old Athletic Watches a lot of NASCAR Average looking Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back Educated Will patronize the shit out of you Free Spirit Banging your sister Friendship first As long as friendship involves nookie Fun Good with a remote and a six pack Good looking Arrogant…
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Frustrated Theater Usher Calls Police For Uncooperative Movie Goer
A man is totally sprawled across his seat and passed out during a performance. When the theater usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, “Sorry, sir, but you’re blocking people wanting to pass through.” The man groaned but didn’t budge. The usher became impatient. “If you don’t get up from there,…
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Men’s Phrases Translated
It’s a guy thing“There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.” Can I help with dinner?“Why isn’t it already on the table?” Uh-huh, Sure honey, Yes Dear“Absolutely nothing. It’s a conditioned response.” It would take too long to explain“I have no idea how…
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Cowboy’s Last Wishes
A cowboy was out one day, riding the range, when he was captured by Indians. They dragged him back to their encampment and the chief approached him and said, “You die in three days white man, but we fair people. We give you one wish each day, then on the third day, you die, understand?……
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How Two Nuns Made Stalker Look Like A Jerk
Two nuns are walking through a deserted forest. One of them is known as Sister Mathematical (SM) and the other is known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and…