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Cowboy’s Three Last Wishes

A cowboy was out one day, riding the range, when he was captured by Indians. They dragged him back to their encampment and the chief approached him and said,

“You die in three days white man, but we fair people. We give you one wish each day, then on third day, you die, understand?…Now, what your first wish?”

The cowboy thought a moment and said, “I want to speak to my horse.” So they brought him his horse.

The cowboy walked over to it, grabbed one of its ears and whispered something to it. Then he slapped it on the butt and it took off.

In about an hour it came back with a gorgeous naked blonde. The blonde hopped off and went into the cowboy’s tent.

The Indians sat around and watched all this and said, “Typical white man. Going to die in three days, can only think of one thing.”

The next night they bring him out and the chief says, “You die day after tomorrow, white man. What’s your next wish?”

The cowboy said, “I wanna see my horse again.”

So, again, they brought him his horse. He walked up to it, grabbed one of its ears and whispered to it again. Then he slapped it on the butt and it took off.

In about an hour it came back with a gorgeous naked brunette. She jumped down and went into the cowboy’s tent.

The Indians again said, “Typical white man. Going to die tomorrow, can only think of one thing.”

On the third day they brought him out again. The chief came to him and said, “You die at sunset, white man. What’s your last wish?”

The cowboy took a deep breath and said, “I wanna see my horse.”

So they once again brought him his horse. He walked up to it again, but this time grabbed it hard by both ears. He leaned right in its face and said, “Read my lips! POSSE!! P-O-S-S-E, POSSE!!”