| 40-ish |
52 and looking for 25-yr-old |
| Athletic |
Watches a lot of NASCAR |
| Average looking |
Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back |
| Educated |
Will patronize the shit out of you |
| Free Spirit |
Banging your sister |
| Friendship first |
As long as friendship involves nookie |
| Fun |
Good with a remote and a six pack |
| Good looking |
Arrogant |
| Very good looking |
Dumb as a board |
| Honest |
Pathological Liar |
| Huggable |
Overweight, more body hair than a bear |
| Likes to cuddle |
Insecure mama’s boy |
| Mature |
Older than your father |
| Open-minded |
Wants to sleep with your roommate but she’s not interested |
| Physically fit |
Does a lot of 12-ounce curls |
| Poet |
Wrote ex-girlfriend’s # on a bathroom stall |
| Sensitive |
Cries at chick flicks |
| Very sensitive |
Gay |
| Spiritual |
Got laid in a cemetery once |
| Stable |
Arrested for stalking, but not convicted |
| Thoughtful |
Says “Excuse me” when he farts |
