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40-ish 52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic Watches a lot of NASCAR
Average looking Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
Educated Will patronize the shit out of you
Free Spirit Banging your sister
Friendship first As long as friendship involves nookie
Fun Good with a remote and a six pack
Good looking Arrogant
Very good looking Dumb as a board
Honest Pathological Liar
Huggable Overweight, more body hair than a bear
Likes to cuddle Insecure mama’s boy
Mature Older than your father
Open-minded Wants to sleep with your roommate but she’s not interested
Physically fit Does a lot of 12-ounce curls
Poet Wrote ex-girlfriend’s # on a bathroom stall
Sensitive Cries at chick flicks
Very sensitive Gay
Spiritual Got laid in a cemetery once
Stable Arrested for stalking, but not convicted
Thoughtful Says “Excuse me” when he farts