Theater usher gets frustrated

man lying down unconsciousTheater usher gets very annoyed

The story of a theater usher getting angry at a patron taking up three seats during a show.

A man is laying across three theater seats during a performance.

When the theater usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, “Sorry, sir, but you’re only allowed one seat.”

The man groaned but didn’t budge.

The usher became impatient.

“If you don’t get up from there, I’m going to have to call the manager.”

Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the theater usher who turned around and walked quickly back up the aisle to find the theater manager.

In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man.

Together the two of them tried again and again to move him without success.

Finally, they summoned the police.

The cop surveyed the situation and then asked, “All right buddy, what’s your name?”

“Sam,” the man moaned.

“Where ya from, Sam?”

With pain in his voice Sam replied,

“The balcony.”