man passed out in movie theatre

Frustrated Theater Usher Calls Police For Uncooperative Movie Goer

A man is totally sprawled across his seat and passed out during a performance.

When the theater usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, “Sorry, sir, but you’re blocking people wanting to pass through.”

The man groaned but didn’t budge.

The usher became impatient.

“If you don’t get up from there, I’m going to have to call the manager.”

Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the theater usher who turned around and walked quickly back up the aisle to find the theater manager.

In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man.

Together the two of them tried again and again to move him without success.

Finally, they summoned the police.

The cop surveyed the situation and then asked, “All right buddy, what’s your name?”

“Josh,” the man moaned.

“Where ya from, Josh?”

With pain in his voice Josh replied,

“The balcony.”

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