Tag: marriage
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Dating Guide
White Women First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position using your elbows. Greek Women First date: You get to kiss her mother and father goodnight on both cheeks while she watches.Second date: You get to kiss her…
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Final Answer
A married couple was watching the show, “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?“ At the end of the show, the man said to his wife, “I think we’ll have an early night.” She answered, “Okay, but when I get to bed I am going straight to sleep.” He said, “Is that you final answer?” She…
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Married Couple Reading Books In Bed
An elderly married couple were reading books in bed one evening. Suddenly the wife turns to her husband and asks him, “We’re both old so one of us is going to die soon, but if I die first are you going to remarry?” The husband answers, “No no, I will never remarry you’re the only…
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Cheated Husband’s Revenge
A man goes into a store and starts looking around. He sees a washer and dryer but there is no price listed on them. He asks a salesman who says, “Five dollars for both of them.” “Yeah right, you’ve got to be joking with me!” the man says. “No, that’s the price,” the salesman says,…
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Makings of a perfect husband
Qualities of a Perfect Husband
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Couple Visit Dentist’s Office
A man and his wife entered the dentist’s office. “I want a tooth pulled, “the man said. “We are in a big hurry, so let us not fool around with gas or Novocain or any of that stuff.” “You are a very brave man,” remarked the dentist. “Which tooth is it?” “Show him your bad…