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Funny joke about wife bragging how often bulls mate

A man takes his wife to the stock show.

They start heading down the alley that houses all the bulls.

The sign on the first bull’s stall states: “This bull mated 50 times last year.”

The wife turns to her husband and says, “He mated 50 times in a year, isn’t that awesome!”

They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: “This bull mated 65 times last year.”

The wife turns to her husband again and says, “This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You could learn from this one!”

They proceeded to the last bull and he was a magnificent specimen. His sign read: “This bull mated 365 times last year.”

The wife’s mouth drops open and says, “WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn some lessons from this bull.”

The fed-up man turns to his wife and says, “Go up to the owner and ask if it was 365 times with the same cow.”

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