Tag: lawyers
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24 unexpected answers during courtroom testimony will make you laugh out loud
The following questions and answers are guaranteed to put a smile on your face. So just sit back and enjoy your break from the ordinary. Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York? A. I refuse to answer that question. Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man…
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60 Funny Lawyer One-Liners
These 60 funny one-liners about lawyers may have been written by sore losers in a court case. Now it’s time for the venting to become public with 60 one-liners that are funny, even if snarky. Lawyer Characteristics and Comparisons Q: What’s the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull? A: Lipstick. Q: What do…
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18 Ways To Insult A Lawyer Without Offending
You’re on a date and need to establish a relaxed and charming atmosphere. Using some humorous lawyer insults is a possibility unless your date’s a lawyer. When appropriate you can bond with a sprinkling of lawyer humor in a light and friendly demeanor. Be sure to add some chuckles or smiles as you tell the…
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How Lawyer In A Marathon Wins The Race
Tommy and Alex entered the marathon event. After they’d been running for awhile, they were passed by a runner. “I know that guy,” Tommy said, “That’s Bill Rodgers he won the race a couple of years ago.” A few minutes later, another racer passed them with long, loping strides. “And that was Grete Waitz!” Alex exclaimed.…
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Mischievous Joke About What Happens When Lawyer Sleeps In The Barn
A banker, an engineer, and a lawyer were driving down a road when their car stopped working. Seeing a farmhouse nearby, they decided to stop by and ask if they could sleep overnight while their car was being repaired. “Sure”, replied the farmer, “but I only have two spare beds – one of you will…
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Honest Lawyer
Two kids, Henry and Jason, exchange small talk like tiny social butterflies. Innocently, Henry asks about their fathers’ professions. “I’m Henry. What’s your name?” chirped the first boy. “Jason,” he answered with a glint in his eye. Henry, eager to impress, brags, “My dad’s an accountant. What does your father do for a living?” With…