Tag: lawyers

  • Two lawyers get robbed in a bank

    Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in with their guns drawn. While one of the robbers takes the money from the tellers and safe deposit boxes, the other lines the customers up against a wall. He then proceeds to take the wallets, watches, and other valuables from all of them. […]

  • Lawyer bribes a juror

    Funny joke on what happens when a mobster bribes a juror.

  • Lawyer seeks help from Bible

    A lawyer on his deathbed called out to his wife for help. She rushed in and said, “What is it, honey?” He told her to run and get his Bible as fast as possible. Being a religious woman, she thought this was a good idea. She got it and prepared to read him his favorite […]

  • Lawyer with bad news and good news

    A lawyer delivers bad news to a client, but some good news also.

  • What does the lawyer offer the doctor after a car accident?

    Why you should never accept help from a friendly lawyer. One day a doctor’s car and a lawyer’s car collided on an isolated country road. The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up, helped him from the car and offered him a drink from a bottle of whiskey the lawyer had in […]

  • Mr. Smith Passed Away

    A law firm receptionist answered the phone the morning after the firm’s senior partner had passed away unexpectedly. “Is Mr. Smith there?” asked the client on the phone. “I’m very sorry, but Mr. Smith passed away last night,” the receptionist answered. “Is Mr. Smith there?” repeated the client. The receptionist was perplexed. “Perhaps you didn’t […]