Lawyer In A Marthon

Who is the fastest Marathon Runner?

Tommy and Alex entered the marathon event.

After they’d been running for awhile, they were passed by a runner.

“I know that guy,” Tommy said, “That’s Bill Rodgers he won the race a couple of years ago.”

A few minutes later, another racer passed them with long, loping strides.

“And that was Grete Waitz!” Alex exclaimed.

Just then, ambulance sirens began to wail in the distance, and a runner sprinted by so quickly that he was just a blur.

“Who was THAT?” Tommy asked.

“Him?” Alex calmly answered.

“He’s some lawyer …”