Tag: lawyers
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How safe are police evidence lockers?
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial. Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? A: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running several blocks away. Q: Officer, who provided this description? A: The officer who responded to the scene.…
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24 unexpected answers during courtroom testimony will make you laugh out loud
The following questions and answers are guaranteed to put a smile on your face. So just sit back and enjoy your break from the ordinary. Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York? A. I refuse to answer that question. Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man…
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60 Funny Lawyer One-Liners
These 60 funny one-liners about lawyers may have been written by sore losers in a court case. Now it’s time for the venting to become public with 60 one-liners that are funny, even if snarky. Lawyer Characteristics and Comparisons Q: What’s the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull? A: Lipstick. Q: What do…
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18 Ways To Insult A Lawyer Without Offending
You’re on a date and need to establish a relaxed and charming atmosphere. Using some humorous lawyer insults is a possibility unless your date’s a lawyer. When appropriate you can bond with a sprinkling of lawyer humor in a light and friendly demeanor. Be sure to add some chuckles or smiles as you tell the…
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How Lawyer In A Marathon Wins The Race
Tommy and Alex entered the marathon event. After they’d been running for awhile, they were passed by a runner. “I know that guy,” Tommy said, “That’s Bill Rodgers he won the race a couple of years ago.” A few minutes later, another racer passed them with long, loping strides. “And that was Grete Waitz!” Alex exclaimed.…
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Mischievous Joke About What Happens When Lawyer Sleeps In The Barn
A banker, an engineer, and a lawyer were driving down a road when their car stopped working. Seeing a farmhouse nearby, they decided to stop by and ask if they could sleep overnight while their car was being repaired. “Sure”, replied the farmer, “but I only have two spare beds – one of you will…