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You are from the South if you believe this
The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. Last year you hid Easter eggs under cow pies. You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws. You think a woman who is “out […]
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Nutrition And Nationality
Here’s the final word on nutrition and nationality. It’s a relief to know after all those conflicting medical studies. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The Japanese […]
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Love American Style
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives. “Last night, I made love to my wife four times,” the Frenchman bragged, “and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored […]
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Catholic Dog Dies
O’Connor lived alone in the Irish countryside with only his beloved pet dog for company. Sadly one day the Catholic dog passed away and O’Connor went to his local parish priest and made a simple request in honor of the fallen animal. “Father, me dog is dead. Could you be saying a final mass for […]
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Texas Soldier
A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune. “One Texas soldier is better than ten Taliban soldiers.” The commander quickly sends ten of his best soldiers over the dune, and a gun-battle breaks out that continues for a few minutes. Then […]
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Drunken Irishman
An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and his car is weaving all over the road. A police officer finally spots the car and pulls him over. “So,” says the cop to the driver, “where might you have you been?” “Why, I’ve been to […]