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If you are unprepared for homework, entertain. Student compares homework with giving birth.
How a lawyer, economist and teacher wash their hands in the bathroom.
A member of the United States Senate, known for his hot temper and acid tongue, exploded one day in mid-session and began to shout, “Half of this Senate is made up of cowards and corrupt politicians!” All the other Senators demanded that the angry member withdraw his statement, or be removed from the remainder of…
Two men were drinking in the bar at the top of the Empire State Building. One turns to the other and says: “You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building, by the time you fall to the 10th floor, the winds around the building are so intense…
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a pub having drinks over food when a good-looking female Collie walks into the bar. She comes up to them and says, “If one of you can use liver and cheese in a sentence and make it sound good can have me.” The Doberman…
Depressed young woman is taken advantage of by a handsome young sailor