Tag: ethnic

  • You Have Two Cows – Then What?

    Satire on how cultures treat cows around the world.

  • A Fly In The Beer

    Three men find a fly in their beer. Which one gets angry – is it the Englishman, Scotsman, or Irishman?

  • You are from the South if you believe this

    The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. Last year you hid Easter eggs under cow pies. You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws. You think a woman who is “out…

  • Love American Style

    A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives. “Last night, I made love to my wife four times,” the Frenchman bragged, “and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored…

  • Catholic Dog Dies

    O’Connor lived alone in the Irish countryside with only his beloved pet dog for company. Sadly one day the Catholic dog passed away and O’Connor went to his local parish priest and made a simple request in honor of the fallen animal. “Father, me dog is dead. Could you be saying a final mass for…

  • Strange Name For A Chinaman

    A man walks through Chinatown and spots a building with a sign for “Hans Olaffsen’s Laundry.” “Hans Olaffsen?”, he thinks. “How in the world does that fit in here?” He walks into the shop and sees an elderly Chinaman sitting in the corner. The visitor asks, “How in the world did this place get a name like…