Cartoon of Australian Gentleman wearing shorts and holding a beer.
23 one-line jokes by Henny Youngman I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him. The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip. My horse’s jockey was hitting the horse. The horse turns around and says “Why are you hitting me, there is […]
I saw a billboard sign that said: NEED HELP, CALL JESUS 800-555-3787 So, out of curiosity, I called. A Latino man showed up with a lawn mower.
5759 Year according to Jewish calendar 4696 Year according to Chinese calendar 1063 Total number of years that Jews went without Chinese food. Q: What’s the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish Mother? A: Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go. Q – What did the waiter ask the group of dining Jewish mothers? A – […]
A couple attending an art exhibition at the National Gallery was staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three very black, totally naked men sitting on a bench. Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis. The curator of the gallery […]
Irish, Mexican and redneck worker each jumps to his death because of what they had for lunch. How the same lunch every day can be fatal.