Tag: ethnic

  • Aussie man phrases translated for Americans

    Cartoon of Australian Gentleman wearing shorts and holding a beer.

  • Henny Youngman

    23 one-line jokes by Henny Youngman I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him. The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip. My horse’s jockey was hitting the horse. The horse turns around and says “Why are you hitting me, there is […]

  • Call Jesus For Help

    I saw a billboard sign that said: NEED HELP, CALL JESUS 800-555-3787 So, out of curiosity, I called. A Latino man showed up with a lawn mower.

  • Classic one-line Jewish jokes

    5759 Year according to Jewish calendar 4696 Year according to Chinese calendar 1063 Total number of years that Jews went without Chinese food. Q: What’s the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish Mother? A: Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go. Q – What did the waiter ask the group of dining Jewish mothers? A – […]

  • Portrait Of 3 Irish Coal-Miners

    A couple attending an art exhibition at the National Gallery was staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three very black, totally naked men sitting on a bench. Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis. The curator of the gallery […]

  • Construction Workers Jump To Their Death

    Irish, Mexican and redneck worker each jumps to his death because of what they had for lunch. How the same lunch every day can be fatal.