A Polish guy married an American after he had been in the United States for a year or two. Although his English was far from perfect, they got on very well.
Then one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked if he could arrange a divorce for him – “very quick.”
The lawyer said that the speed of getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions:
Lawyer: Have you any grounds?
Pole: Ja, Ja, an acre and a half.
Lawyer: Does your wife beat you up?
Pole: No, I always up before her.
Lawyer: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
Pole: It is made of concrete.
Lawyer: Do either of you have a real grudge?
Pole: No, we have a carport and do not need one.
Lawyer: I mean what are your relations like?
Pole: All my relations are in Poland.
Lawyer: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
Pole: We have high-fidelity stereo and good speakers.
Lawyer: Why do you want this divorce?
Pole: She going to kill me.
Lawyer: What makes you think that?
Pole: I got proof.
Lawyer: What kind of proof?
Pole: She bought a bottle at the drugstore, and put it on the shelf in the bathroom. I can read – it said “Polish Remover.”
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