Tag: drinking
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Drinking Buddies Get Surprise Boost From Drink
Bud had a drinking buddy Jim. They both worked as airplane mechanics in Atlanta. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Bud said, “Man, I wish we had something to drink!” Jim says, “Me too. Y’know, I’ve heard you can drink jet fuel and…
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Surprise Ending To a Day When Everything Goes Wrong
Read how a man’s life is saved when a truck driver steals a drink from a despondent man at a bar. A man sitting at a bar stares at his drink with a blank look on his face. He sits motionless like that for a half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps up next…
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Amusing Story of Jamaican Tourist In Australia Has Unforgettable Zinger
A Jamaican tourist was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in an Australian café when a local Australian, chewing gum, sat next to him. The Jamaican politely ignored the Australian, who started up a conversation anyway. The Australian snapped his gum and said, “You Jamaican folks eat the whole bread?” The Jamaican tourist,…
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Superman Joke
Two men were drinking in the bar at the top of the Empire State Building. One turns to the other and says: “You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building, by the time you fall to the 10th floor, the winds around the building are so intense…
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33 Excuses Drinkers Use To Fuel Their Habit
If you spot your spouse, friend, co-worker, acquaintance doing some of the following things on this checklist, then chances are he is an alcoholic. (The following applies to the ladies also: just replace the he with a she.)
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What Drunk Man Said As He Staggered Into Bar
A guy walks through front door of a neighborhood bar. Clearly a drunk man, he staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs him that it seems he has already had plenty to drink, so the bartender is not…