A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally beautiful woman entered. She was so stunningly beautiful that the man could not take his eyes away from her. The young woman noticed his overly-attentive stare and walked directly toward him. Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude […]
An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending so much time at the bar, so one night he took her along. “What’ll ya all have?” he asked her. “Oh, I don’t know. The same as you, I suppose,” she replied. The husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel’s and threw his down in one […]
10 signs of having a hangover You’re convinced that chirping birds are Satan’s pets. Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to “stay still.” Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same reaction as chugging a glass of fresh paint. You’d rather have a pencil jammed up your […]
Two men were drinking in the bar at the top of the Empire State Building. One turns to the other and says: “You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building, by the time you fall to the 10th floor, the winds around the building are so intense […]
Thirty signs that tell you have a drinking problem.
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