Money Brain Teaser
Money brain teaser – can you figure out what happened to the missing dollar?
18 Funny New Year’s Resolutions
A new years resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. – Anonymous This New Years I’m going to make a resolution I can keep: no dieting all year long. – Melanie White Women get a little more excited about New Years Eve than men do. It’s like an excuse: you […]
Irishman celebrates impending doom in a pub?
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor, after a lengthy examination, sighed and looked Murphy in the eye and said, “I’ve got some bad news for you … you have cancer and it can’t be cured. I’d give you two weeks to a month.” Murphy, shocked and saddened […]
Drunk says strange thing in confession box
A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and sits down in a confession box and says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing. The priest then knocks on the wall of the confession box three times in a final attempt to get the man to […]
When You Are Drunk
Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk Indubitably Preliminary Proliferation Things that are very difficult to say when you’re drunk Specificity Antidisestablishmentarianism Loquacious Transubstantiate Things that are downright impossible to say when you’re drunk Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex. Nope, no more booze for me. Sorry, but you’re not really […]
An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and his car is weaving all over the road. A police officer finally spots the car and pulls him over. “So,” says the cop to the driver, “where might you have you been?” “Why, I’ve been to […]