Tag: drinking
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Hangover Symptoms
10 signs of having a hangover You’re convinced that chirping birds are Satan’s pets. Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to “stay still.” Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same reaction as chugging a glass of fresh paint. You’d rather have a pencil jammed up your…
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Drinking Problem Checklist
Thirty signs that tell you have a drinking problem.
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Door Lock Challenge For A Drunk
Prevent drunken spouse from getting in front door with this keychain.
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Money Brain Teaser
Money brain teaser – can you figure out what happened to the missing dollar?
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18 Funny New Year’s Resolutions
A new years resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. – Anonymous This New Years I’m going to make a resolution I can keep: no dieting all year long. – Melanie White Women get a little more excited about New Years Eve than men do. It’s like an excuse: you…
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Irishman celebrates impending doom in a pub?
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor, after a lengthy examination, sighed and looked Murphy in the eye and said, “I’ve got some bad news for you … you have cancer and it can’t be cured. I’d give you two weeks to a month.” Murphy, shocked and saddened…